10 signs he’s still cheating on her and texting her on Facebook

Facebook and other social media cheating and digital cheating lead the way in cheating tests according to 81% of the top US divorce lawyers, according to a survey by the American Academy of Academic Lawyers.

Cheating never got more convenient. We hit a peak in digital cheating and now your cheating wife or husband on Facebook can effortlessly connect with your partner undetected – well, at least for a while.

Perhaps you are the one who has not yet caught your spouse doing unfair acts and you need some kind of “How To Catch A Cheating Husband Tips 101“Report to discover the truth.

Perhaps you are the one who has already driven down that rocky road of discovering your spouse’s infidelity. It all started after you found mysterious jewelry or flower receipts, never to receive them. Or maybe you were the one who caught your wife red-handed by walking out of a hotel room with your best friend.

So at this point, you are the one entering the “happy life” of living with a life-ending adulterer or feel like the repeat offender has returned to playing with his bag of tricks. Either way, you feel the ground shaking below you from the emotional earthquake and you want answers.

Scan these humorous and sarcastic, yet realistic red flag signs that you are dealing with a cheating wife or husband on Facebook.

10 red flags that you are married to an unfaithful wife or husband online or on Facebook

1. Requests from strange friends. No you don’t know those weird people from Facebook friend requests who live 300 miles away, but your wife’s boyfriend does and now Facebook is just doing what Facebook always does to connect their circle of friends with yours. .

2. Your phone caught a cold. The most important key to catching a cheating husband or wife is to notice a sudden change in patterns. Did you turn off your speakers listening to Kenny G? Did your phone suffer from laryngitis or a cold? Not likely? WHY? Why did your phone suddenly stop ringing ALL THE TIME? Of course, they don’t want you to listen when a text message comes in from their lover. It just went into silent mode.

3. New love found by walking. Again another change of pattern. She has never exercised before and is now obsessed with it. Take a walk down the street before work and when you get home. Any excuse he can make to escape your sight and send him a Facebook message, a text message, or a call.

4. Pill addiction to Facebook posts. Some people suffer from addiction to Facebook posts. They post that grainy photo of the hamburger they ate for lunch, that’s important news; They post a picture from every angle of their poodle wearing a hat and drop a famous (or never heard before) quote every hour. She did. Now it doesn’t. Did you find a cure for your addiction? No, but she sure won’t post pictures of hugging her boyfriend in the park for friends and family to see.

5. Shrunk bladder syndrome. You wonder why he runs to the bathroom so often when he doesn’t eat as much. Are you finally cleaning? Did your bladder get smaller? Did you find the next new diet fad or are you consuming hours of chatting time on Facebook with your hot new “friend” from work? You don’t even hear it tinkle. Does the pee just vaporize?

6. Malfunction of the Facebook server. Happens. Servers malfunction and images disappear on websites. It happened to me a few weeks ago on my website, but I’m sure that doesn’t explain why all those images of the two of you on family vacations or romantic dinners together suddenly disappear. Deleting photos on Facebook is your attempt to show your partner that your lover likes you less and more. Will they end happily ever after?

7. Wifi connection lost. “When I’m around, he’s never connected to Facebook, and when I’m away, he’s always connected,” you wonder. Okay, so it’s not a bad wifi connection. It’s a flawed romantic connection with you and he runs away during the lunch break pouting to his lover through Facebook how much he loves her and “things are not the same anymore” with you. I guess Wifi works fine at its job.

8. Sense of humor abducted by aliens. She used to think you were the comedian of the year, at least that’s how she made you feel when she laughed at your every dry joke. I guess you don’t have it anymore. Maybe it’s a sign of alien intrusion and they’re taking away your powers. Or maybe when she just seems to laugh and smile while talking on Facebook and texting it’s because she found the new comic of the year – her new boyfriend!

9. The disappearing phone trick. “Look at this honey. Every time you walk into the room I make my phone disappear.” No, your husband did not learn cheesy new magic. Don’t worry, you aren’t quitting your job to become the next David Copperfield. You have bigger things to worry about, like who’s cheating on Facebook and texting while taking a shower.

10. Apparent increase in vitamin B intake. I read that vitamin B can help improve your memory. Perhaps that explains your new ability to remember a large number of passwords. I never used to enter passwords. The computer and phone saved them for all your accounts, including your email and Facebook accounts, but you certainly can’t afford to have them auto-populated on your shared laptop, tablet, or phone. He has secrets he is hiding, and they are not the latest research on how to get the memory of a recent MIT graduate.

Joking aside, this is no laughing matter. These are just a few signs that your spouse is cheating on Facebook or performing some kind of digital cheating behind your back.